Hey all,
Today's first day back in school. Well, just a rather short update on the progress - there's currently 87 cases of Swine Flu, including 4 Facilitators....and just to note, a bunch of Year 2s and 3s are already filing a petition( I heard, rumor) about the Swine flu bug.
And the day before I was sifting through my daily dose of spam when I stumbled across this rather hilarious letter....from the Principal. Of course, since it's such a important letter, what's so funny about it? I'll briefly summarize the contents.
'OMG U NUBS WE NO NID CLOSE DOWN TEH SCH! TEH H1N1 NO BIG DEAL! OMG! WTF! U ALL OVERREACTZ! H1N1 VIRUS LIVE 8 HR WITHOUT BODY CONTACT AND DIE! SO RP NO NID CLOSE!! SOON H1N1 BECOME NORMAL FLU AND EVERYONE WILL GET!'
-Note : Laughing matter indeed.
Whazzat? H1N1 becoming a normal flu? I don't see that one coming. I mean, well people are organizing swine flu parties and all that gimmick in order to gain immunity against this virus thingy...Well, I know that 2 weeks of school closing sounds like a liability and might affect our studies...but you realize the school is starting to look like a H1N1 breeding ground lmho despite all the efforts done to prevent the spread of the virus. Reduced breaks to prevent exposure to H1N1 germs? Sheesh, if people want to go around touching each other it doesn't take 5 minutes.
That's it. I am done. Fuck you H1N1.
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